I use sarcasm because flat out telling you you’re a fucking moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon. And I was raised better than that.
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so i was texting this guy from work last night and it finally got to the point where he tells me he’s really tired and wants to go to bed, so then i say, “come join me in my new king sized bed” and he says, “don’t tempt me”.
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is there something wrong with me?

‘Phase One’ of Marvel Studios Movies To Be Released As 10-Disc Collector’s Set On Blu-ray
The five-year build-up to Marvel’s The Avengers box office-spectacle has favorably concluded “phase one” of the Marvel cinematic universe; with “phase two” well underway. And now a chance to own all six movies as a collector’s set is coming on blu-ray, according to Amazon. The online retailer has listed what’s being called Marvel Cinematic Universe: Phase One - Avengers Assembled.
The 10-disc, limited edition set includes:
• Marvel’s The Avengers (Blu-ray 3D and Blu-ray)
• Captain America: The First Avenger (Blu-ray 3D and Blu-ray)
• Thor (Blu-ray 3D and Blu-ray)
• Iron Man 2 (Blu-ray)
• The Incredible Hulk (Blu-ray)
• Iron Man (Blu-ray)
• Bonus Disc - “The Phase One Archives” (Blu-ray)
• Collectible packaging with exclusive memorabilia from the Marvel Cinematic UniverseSeemingly coinciding with the separate release of Marvel’s The Avengers on DVD and Blu-ray, more official details for the 10-Disc Limited Edition Six-Movie Collector’s Set will hit July 15.
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The economy sucks and you’re all fucked!
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You and I remember Budapest very differently!
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